GARYANDA F+A
MIRICHAEL YOU CAN SCREW IT

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

cumber-kitty:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

#also sounds like murder

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

misslindseylulu:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

SHOTS FIRED

misslindseylulu:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

SHOTS FIRED

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)