humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

(Source: iampietromaximoff)

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

(Source: triiforce)

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

morice:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

you really do not live up to your url

batched:

elevenstime:

lumos5000:

kaiju-grrroupie:

lustgood:

Half-blood Prince, ch. 6, p. 117-8. Fred giving Hermione bruise ointment for her punching telescope accident. (requested by missykitkat)

JK Rowling said that she was originally planning on having Fred and Hermione end up together.

for some weird reason i could totally see Fred and Hermione together and now i am crying

instead she killed him off

shut up

(Source: wandkeepers)

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

(Source: idioticteen)

goldembers:

hey-cassbutts:

douglascarter:

a photoset just froze wrong on my dash and i can’t stop laughing

image

nice legs jared

nice legs daisy dukes makes a moose go

image

DYING

(Source: willliamgraham)

theintermediatestates:

theboifromvenus: This is such an amazing, creative and proactive approach towards negativity. I’m re-blogging this as I can be applied to any one’s life and struggle.

(Source: sizvideos)

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